Dear Colin Barnett
and the Western Australian Government,
understand that the ocean is neither a swimming pool nor an aquarium, it is wilderness, and as wilderness, there is a small chance I may encounter the wild creatures that live there.
I hereby acknowledge that as a recreational user and temporary visitor of the ocean that I do not require special consideration nor do I require the Western Australian Government, nor any government, to legislate on my behalf or in my name to turn the ocean into a slaughterhouse for my protection.
I henceforth can enter the water with this knowledge and take responsibility for myself without your help.
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